Danes Wood - Child Catcher and Twin Peaks - 31 March 2019

Words by Speedy (and corrected by Stix) Of course it was Mother’s Day! But also Splat's birthday Good to see Swinger back, and also HT2 and Endo, plus friend (sorry can't remember his hash name) Lots of fields, and a bit of shiggy A long wait at the first regroup, where we decorated our shoes with sawdust and flour and flowers to make Splat's birthday cake We ran past a farm holding its Lambing Sunday event. Lots of families there. According to Stix when sheep conceive, they give birth 15 minutes later Speedy boring everyone about his flat earth theories (again) Son Of The Bits sprinted to the sweetie stop, after getting a free ride from Child catcher When we set off on a long, Howling Wilf at the top of the hill said to Child Catcher “I can see 2 peaks with a hole in the middle” (This will probably win him stupidest quote of the year award): there is an implied meaning behind this quote! Stix said that your number of nipples is equal to your number of testicle