Today's hash was Laid by Spocky
but today he wasn't so cocky
he had gotten a tick
But he still laid the trail very quick
8 miles he said
how much I dread
running far to a pub
we didn't get any grub
we just got drinks
which gave me some Kinks
lots of long shorts
everyone wore shorts
apart from speedy
who despite being greedy
whore a tracksuit which got very muddy because of the Puddy
and lots of mud
Now I'm sat in the bath
having a laugh
about when sticks bottle
On his bum bag was nearly down Bollards throttle
Back from the pub I got very thirsty
But I wasn't going to bursty
Because it was so hot
I needed a bottle
Of fresh water from Spocky's BBQ
