Sunday, December 8

#1184 Kingsteignton - Wide - 8 Dec 2024

A beautiful morning after Storm Darragh, but still a little breezy. 
We circled up, welcoming Sorepoint and Paperwork because there was no Taunton hash today.
The trail quickly had a long short, with Humpty and I nearly doing it twice.
We soon  found our way down to the estuary, and then Wide and I had a half at the Passage House, before the sweetie stop half way along the footpath across the field overlooking Kingsteignton. 
Then down to Teignmouth Road, before crossing it, and a long short around a field.
We were about to cross the A380, but we're heko up by a fish hook, but that meant wemissed the next one (just) with Zoot and others slightly ahead of us. 
Humpty and I then got quite a long way ahead, even after doing the long up steep steps and down again. So we thought we'd have a quick drink in the Bell Inn (missing the fish hook!) white everyone caught up! 
Then a nice light lunch and tea, thanks to Tight. Tight and Sorepoint both got down downs because of their joint birthdays on Tuesday. 

Next week's hash is from Wheathill Plantation, hared by Minibar & Troy.

On on
Stix



Sunday, December 1

#1183 Pynes Hill, Exeter - Stix - 1 December 2024

Thank you, Stix, for today's trail. A 'one and on' trail with a promise of a maximum 4.6 miles. The route took us away from the obvious dip into Ludwell Park to the main duel carriageway, only to head back down into the top end of the park. It was at this point X Bitz lost Son of the Bitz, so I took it upon my self to look for her chid and found him waiting for Odd Bitz to help him down a bank, not knowing that he had been given a shot cut.

In and threw the fields of Ludwell with a couple of long/ shorts to boot. We found the SS at the bottom of the park. A quick Happy Snapper, and we were off! Into to playing fields, over the doggy course, and out to Topsham road. Apparently, the trail went over the road into the old Pitch and Putt but was completely missed. Instead, we headed up and back through the winding streets and back into Ludwell Park but not before another L/S Spit. Wasn't long before we were back and unsurprised to see Tampa's car, who turned up late and couldn't find the start arrow, so he just made his own trail up. Big thanks to stix for today last minute trail.

Onon Spockster



And she words from me!

The first trail of winter, and with Storm Bert a distant memory, Wide welcomed the pack and acknowledged that last week would have just been too dangerous to lay.  I was today's hare, getting back to the start with less than 5 mins to spare, and Bollards had brought me a cup of coffee from home, which lasted the entire trail!  I was filling in as we didn't otherwise have a hare; Spocky was also going to volunteer, coincidently also from Pynes Hill, but I beat him to it and sacrificed my Sunday lie in.  

The trail took us up to the main road, with a loop round the houses, apparently close to where Blob Hoblin used to live.  I ensured that Spocky did the back check, while the rest of us headed towards a very slippery Ludwell Valley Park. Some of my marks had been kicked out, despite only laying 60 mins earlier, but that didn't get in the way.  A long-short split, and then a lot of slipping along the bottom of the valley , before climbing again, then down to the sweetie stop by Northbrooke.  

A lovely photograph framed so well - shame Spocky had to spoil it!

From there is was through the assault course to Topsham Road, where the trail went across to the old pitch and putt and a loop around that, but some dodgy trail marking meant that only Howlin' Wilf and Happy Snapper attempted it! 

We risked our lives crossing Topsham Road again, then back into the Valley Park, past Southbrooke School, and Oddbitz did some FRBing.  Them past a bench where Wide and Howlin' Wilf sat down (blaming Rosie) and on home.

 At the circle, Spocky declared that it wasn't as good as the hash he would have set!  The bench-users got down-downs, as did Oddbitz for not being around for the next few weeks (wishing him all the best for his operation!)

Next week's hash is at Kingsteignton, Blindwell Farmhouse, laid by Wide, with snacks afterwards.

Sunday, November 17

#1182 Ilford Manor - Spocky - 17 Nov 2024

A small but perfectly formed hash this morning. Hash 1182. 
Tit bitz had joined us today as was warmly welcomed by everyone. 
We went along Southbrook lane into the houses. Rosie dog was yo-yoing between Tight and myself, she was too interested in what Coco dog was doing though. 
A check and Happy snapper went left, I went straight and Titters right, the later was right. Back we went. Walkers were taken on a short cut, while everyone else wound their way along the unfinished pavements. 
A L/S split saw HS, Titters and Howling Wilf go a different way. 
I saw pup, Tight and Woodpecker checking, I helped and got it right.
I came to a fishhook turned to do it and Spocky was right behind me, so I went to the back to find the longs who were not far behind. 
We crossed the main road and headed in to the field to a sweetie stop. Itzy and Son of a bitz were taking photos of the lovely view and we gathered for a some sweets and bantz. 
We chomped the lovely fair and too soon we’re were off across the field. Tamper, dogless, was having dog chat. 
I was feeling good so continued running, got a check right was before I knew it I was way ahead. As I got to the main road I did a self imposed fishhook back to the pack.  HW was very surprised to see me coming back and he thought he was in front. 
We crossed the road and back into the houses winding towards the OD. 
Half a mile later we were back on Southbrook lane heading home. 
Spocky announced he had baked some cake and asked who wanted tea and cake? Many hands shot into the air. 
I was happy with beer and crisps. We were all happy with the trail, the weather and the hospitality. Thanks Xbitz for letting us descend up on you. Xx

Sunday, November 3

#1180 Model Aircraft car park, Woodbury Common - Flour Power - 3 November 2024

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Given it was difficult to find a hare for this week's trail, we had a fantastic turnout. Great to see Horny Woman again, as well as Bellotll, Troy & Minibar becoming regulars now, and Dobbie and Haggis as well.  Disappointed not to see Captain "Fixit" Peakcock after last week - perhaps he got arrested... but we did welocme Flour Power as hare, who had been volunteered to lay at the Autumn Gathering.
  
Apaprently no marines to come across on today's trail, and we were to watch out for Kirton's marks in sawdust, with Flour Power laying in flour of course.  

The Long and Walk trail confusingly headed off in the same direction, with the Shorts going another. Not too confusing though as noone did the Walk!  Thanks to Flour Power for thinking of those lazy b*ggers though!

The longs had a loop, before ctaching up the shorts, and crossing back over the road into the still closed Uphams car park.  Then up to the deforested bit of the plantation, along the edge, eventually ariving at a marking of RL with an arrow. Was this a regroup, with the long marked?  Turns out it was a Runner's Long, which the hare got a down down for later, becuase there are no runners in hashing.  He tried to suggest it means "Really Long", but that was ignored.

After heading to the edge iof the universe, we turned around  and came back the other way, meeting again the shorts, and soon arriving at the Sweetie Stop.  The hare had already sent the early-arriving shorts on, and wasn't expecting there to be more shorts mixed in with the longs. But we had a hash flash anyway.

By now we were 3+ miles in of a 5 miles trail, and looking forward to a beer.  It was getting more shiggy through the woods.  Then we took one of the board walks across the masrshy bits, before another long-short split turned into a HaHa.  Back we came, astarted the trek home along a narrow wet path.

On the Circle, Flour Power got hsi down down, along with Tight for falling over.

Next week its a short trail from Pearl before the AGPU at the Twisted Oak, Ide.