A poem from Speedy Today's hash was Laid by Spocky but today he wasn't so cocky he had gotten a tick But he still laid the trail very quick 8 miles he said how much I dread running far to a pub we didn't get any grub we just got drinks which gave me some Kinks lots of long shorts everyone wore shorts apart from speedy who despite being greedy whore a tracksuit which got very muddy because of the Puddy and lots of mud Now I'm sat in the bath having a laugh about when sticks bottle On his bum bag was nearly down Bollards throttle Back from the pub I got very thirsty But I wasn't going to bursty Because it was so hot I needed a bottle Of fresh water from Spocky's BBQ
Just a few photos from the hash from Exminster, for the christening of The Glory Hole! Good to see the Plympton lot, and thanks to Sore Point and Paperwork keeping their promise to be there last to leave!!
A jaunt to Honiton for today's 1003rd trail on Father's Day. After yesterday afternoon's rain, the prospects for a picnic weren't looking good. But it stayed dry and suprisingly warm. We started off in Tesco's with a Meal Deal lunch and a pop for a wee. Then we lugged the hash beer round the corner, passing a few marks on the way. Dark Lord arrived and parked up opposite the house. "Can I leave it there?". "NO!" came then immediate reply. The neighbour's curtains were already twitching! A moment remembering Fathers present and passed, and a lot more moments waiting for Woodpecker to join us! Once he did, we were off, and the first of many loops for us longs. The trail started off with a lot of road around the town, and the pace on the long was fast. We're going to get through those 5.5 miles pretty quick, I thought. However we were soon in parkland behind houses, along and through streams - "a proper hash", someone remarked! Ti