City Of Exeter Hash House Harriers

This week was run number 945 It was Stingrays 14th Birthday! Woodpecker, Woody, kanga and Don’t Panic where all late Speedy tried out his new Donald Trump handshake Fishhooks where 7, we had to use 2 fingers to count We took a steep up hill turn before reaching the regroup There was a long short where the longs where treated to a further increase in gradient Paperwork convinced Rocky that there was an electric fence, he touched to find that it wasn’t electric We reached the peak and sped down hill at top speed until we reached the sweat (sweety?) stop We hand a conversation about animals biting and how human bites are most likely to be infectious, Stix said “that can’t be true because bollards bite me all of the time” (entry for quote of the year!) We came to the final regroup where we were challenged to come up with as many poultry related names as possible due to the names of the houses (Cockwell Meadow, Paxo House...) We came back into the town of Broadclyst (I thi

Words this written by Speedy and Rocky. This week we hashed from Cherrington Bishop on the bridge over the A30 laid by woody. The hare planned very hot weather Run number 943 Stingray cleverly decided that there where 2 ways that it could be to get off the bridge. We accidentally ran through the primary school We completed a loop before crossing over the bridge where we started Stingray took his top off Rocky and stingray cooled off in someone’s sprinkler We ran through another field before reaching the sweet stop Woof Woof said that she wanted 4 children, because if there is 3 then there is always an odd one out, Spocky suggested that to achieve 4 children she should go to Woodpeckers pool, like X-bits did. Spocky kicked a dog (accidentally) The longs ran up a hill before finding a very funny joke (HAHA) In the circle fines were awarded to Spocky the usual Various for sitting down English Muffin and Baby Bare's brand new baby was named Pit Stop becuause tey had t

As we drove in, we met a road block on the lane. What are these nutters doing- then we realised it was Twin Peaks and Howlin' Wilf, who were lost.  For once, I was the only who knew where the Bitz's lived. After Bullbait and Childcatcher had some dubious conversation about meat in baps, Spocky announced that the trail wasn't very long, and he'd only decided this morning which direction it was going to go in.  We headed down the lane and into a field.  We ran round the field. Then we ran round another field. And ran around that same field again.  It was hot!  Thinking that all these fields look the same, we may or may not have run around one of the fields a third time.  There were plenty of long-short splits, and these may have taken us around a field.  In the second half, we crossed the lane and around what was definitely a different field.  We had a sweetie stop in the corner, before heading into the neighbouring field and running around it.  The on home took us past