This was hash # 973, Amber weather warning for wind so it was a low turnout Only the elite hashers turned up Woodpecker was 10 minutes early, but looked like a flasher in his rain coat. We set off a loomed around the residential area for a few minutes before we came to a regroup We set off up the hill and saw the shear power of the wind We had a split where there was a muddy route and a dry route, we all took the muddy rout. Speedy showed off his masculinity by powering through the mud and getting soaked. We then took a trip down fishhook hill, before reaching the sweet stop Home made chocolate fudge at the sweet stop yum yum We ran along the road for a bit longer before going under the busy road, where we became gangsters (see below). Woodpecker looked the part Before long we back in Alphington We ate the pizzas. Blobby had bough sausage rolls for Tampa - but there was no Tampa! Quote of the week goes to Twin Peaks – context; we where talking about what LGBTQ+ means, and